You Guys Are NUTS to have Politics!

I can't imagine having a President? You guys are just Squirrely for coming up with that system. All this money wated on Campaigning and Advertising! That ain't bird feed y'know! Ummm.. Fill the feeders mentioning Bird Seed! Well, I'm off, I've got an electrical transformer to blow out on a phone pole!

Joe Squirrel

My wife wants to Move to Cleveland. Is She Nuts?

Boy, am I out on a limb! The missus wants to move back to Cleveland, and I've JUST started storing nuts for the winter! What do I know about buying a home in Ohio? I'm just a squirrel!

I don't want a fallen down tree or a fixer upper! I need a great real estate agent in Ohio now!

Maybe we'll find a great home with a park like setting. As long as it's close to the bird feeders I'll be happy. A walnut would be great, but we can only afford oak. Well, the missus will be happy if she has neighbors to chatter with.

Joe Squirrel

Squirrel Joes New Log, ummm I mean Blog

Well, I'm Squirrel Joe,

Sure I'm a squirrel I'm a chipper little rascal, but my friends think I'm nuts. You would be to with twelve kids to raise. I'm lucky that I'm not in the Nut House. Do you like my House, I just got some new Bark Siding. I was just planning to paint, but one of those telephone solicitors called and talked me into the bark. Well I won't need to paint again.

Well the Missus is Yelling for me to raid the Bird Feeder for some dinner, So I'll see Ya Later,

Joe Squirrel